It is the first day of university

10 Sep 2019
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THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
3.
4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
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With love,
Jenny Cravitz

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  • Lol I thought you were like 14-15 years old 😂

    Ali the potatoAli the potatoDakika önce
  • What happened to your room joana

    Raisa RyunaRaisa Ryuna38 dakika önce
  • Also a physics major and my name is Samantha!

    SophieWhiskersSophieWhiskers42 dakika önce
  • Omg Joana reads pjo!!!!

    Nany VNany V52 dakika önce
  • i read percy jackson when i was 10 and i am still IN LOVE with it I RECOMMEND THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS OR ANYTHING BY CASSANDRA CLARE

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  • Seniors: *n o o b*

    Creamii SubliminalsCreamii Subliminals2 saatler önce
  • I’m still waiting for my Undergrad 2.0.

    DisconextDisconext3 saatler önce
  • 4:49 So we're not gonna talk about this? Ok.

    Anita KAnita K3 saatler önce
  • Joana: YELLOW IS DISGUSTING NO ONE SHOULD WEAR YELLOW also Joana: *is wearing a yellow shirt in her profile picture*

    I want to stan 897 more groups but I am too lazyI want to stan 897 more groups but I am too lazy3 saatler önce
  • Joanna: and then my calculus teach spent 10 minutes telling us why socialism is bad Me drunk af at 3 am after the club and a bowl of chili in bed with just socks: *snap snap snap*

    Jesse OrtegaJesse Ortega7 saatler önce
  • Have you heard about the tunnels under your school? 🍴

    HowdyGentsHowdyGents8 saatler önce
  • DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE SHE GOT HER SHOES OR THE NAME OF THEM

    Crispy ChickenCrispy Chicken10 saatler önce
  • God dammit Samantha

    DAVE? Official FanpageDAVE? Official Fanpage10 saatler önce
  • "I left my sanity back in, like, the 3rd grade." 'Well sanity is for the weak' has been my motto since like 4th grade, so that just means you're not weak.

    Matthew BarnetteMatthew Barnette11 saatler önce
  • She's a modern day Velma

    Alex StansburyAlex Stansbury11 saatler önce
  • Does anyone know where the lil mic is from ?

    ketsiaketsia16 saatler önce
  • My first day of school was on August 15th😂

    Tessa ByersTessa Byers18 saatler önce
  • Oh boi, this attitude will change in the last year of your course :D Love your personality though

    Blake JohnsonBlake Johnson18 saatler önce
  • Joana in the description: Yellow is DISGUSTING. Joana in profile picture: *wears* *yellow*

    The Magnificent WICKEDThe Magnificent WICKED18 saatler önce
  • Physics ??? YEHHHHHHH.... Rocket science is just behind a corner...

    John SmithJohn Smith19 saatler önce
  • I just realized holly shit you are tall!

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  • Is.. is she just.. eating a mushroom straight?

    ThatAwkward VampireThatAwkward Vampire19 saatler önce
  • YOU R READING PERCY JACKSON FUCK YES THE BEST BOOKS EVER

    Steve McQueenSteve McQueen19 saatler önce
  • peter pan screams, be careful u guys

    Eren DatassEren Datass19 saatler önce
  • *_ARITZIA should make Jenedict Cucumberbatch their Ambassador ya know._*

    Lizzy GrantLizzy Grant21 saatler önce
  • Looks like you're off to a fabulous start. I'm afraid your schedule sounds like a nightmare to me. I was an art student and hated anything that didn't include surface to color on and things to color with. Still that way.

    Theresa CarmenTheresa Carmen21 saatler önce
  • One like equals one pray that joana never has any scandals and stays one of the most wholesome TRkeysrs on the platform

    Ana TaylorAna Taylor22 saatler önce
  • She need me

    Boy WonderBoy Wonder22 saatler önce
  • @11:58 - "To begin with, you're going to burn some meat. It really brings out the flavor of animals suffering." Hilarious!

    Isaac HunterIsaac Hunter23 saatler önce
  • 4:20 - T-1000 looking for John Connor.

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  • 0:38 thought she was holding a candle

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  • I’m moving in to uni tomorrow. Wait hang on IM MOVING IN TO UNI TOMORROW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaA.

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  • What is she studying

    Allegra TiganiAllegra TiganiGün önce
  • Idiotic. Jesus Christ.

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  • yew! I'm majoring in physics to and totally relate to people's reactions! goodluck sista

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  • Back to school shmooping? América explica

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  • Mom is turning into grandma

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  • AAAH I JUST SAW YOU NIPPLES

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  • Dude I legit saw u in the staples and I lowkey looked like a stalker. I'm pretter sure ur mom heard me say, "Holy shit, that's Joana ceddia's mom."

    Nicole GNicole GGün önce
  • WOW, did my comment really get booted... I guess you are into sencership.. so sad.

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  • I had a lockdown at school so yuh 💘

    Diana CruzDiana CruzGün önce
  • when she said she was glad she wasn’t taking humanities... i didn’t feel that

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  • When I clicked on this video I was hoping for one of those skit videos...but now I'm not even sure what this video is LOL, my first time ever seeing a video like this, just random babbling about whatever.

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  • *Joana tapes her tiny microphone to her water bottle* Me:*shows my friends* Them:SHE HAS MY RESPECT (Btw congratulations on going to University Joana)

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  • *STAPPLES*

    Ko_ToriiiKo_ToriiiGün önce
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  • stunning as always

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  • This is real art

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